"Jim" - Steph's recent Starbucks fail (I mean... what?!)

"Scoot" - Scott's recent Starbucks fail

"Jerid" - Jared's recent London Starbucks fail

"Steff" - Steph's recent Starbucks fail

"Stef" - Steph's recent Starbucks fail

"Sandy (x2)" - Cindy's recent Starbucks fail(s)

"Lize" - Lizette's recent Starbucks fail

"Herra" - Kyra's recent Starbucks fail

"Mora" - Laura's recent Starbucks fail

"Lisett" - Lizette's recent Starbucks fail

"Hermla" - Carmella's recent Starbucks fail

"Lahrnd" - Laura's recent Starbucks fail

"Catia" - Kettia's recent Starbucks fail

"Mo" - Laura's recent Starbucks fail

"Dooley" - Julie's recent Starbucks fail (x2)

"Step" - My (Steph) recent Starbucks fail (You know, like aerobics class...)

"Leven" - Levin's 2nd Starbucks fail

"R." - Lizette's recent Starbucks fail (They called out "Rosette")

"Ina & Tricia" - Eden & Patricia's recent Starbucks fails

"No Name" - My (Steph's) recent Starbucks fail

In all fairness to Starbucks, the cashier never asked for my name. But... the barista still called it out this way: "Skinny caramel macchiato for... no name??"

"Laurie" - Lauren's recent Starbucks fail

"Christie" - My name is Steph. STEPH. How did this even happen?!

"Lamra" - Laura's recent Starbucks fail

"Seth" - another Starbucks fail for me (Steph)

"Jereen" - Jermaine's recent Starbucks fail

"Steff" - my recent Starbucks fail (that's a first!)

"Mavket" - Marcus' 2nd (in a row) Starbucks fail

"Porkest"/"Porkey"/"Porkes" - Marcus' recent Starbucks fail

"Lezzit" - Lizette's recent Starbucks fail

"Leven" - Levin's recent Starbucks fail

"Step" - Seriously? Seriously. Another fail for me!

"Stef" - My recent Starbucks fail

"Jemin" - Jamie's recent Starbucks fail

"Stephane" - my recent Starbucks fail (I said "Steph")

"Noyan" - Lauren's recent Starbucks fail (she even spelled it out for him!)

"Ly(scribble)la" - Laila's recent Starbucks fail

"Gabbit" - Gabi's recent Starbucks fail

"Crint" - Clint's recent Starbucks fail

"Loren" - Lauren's recent Starbucks fail (with accent!)

"Polly" - Molly's recent Starbucks fail

"Owl" - Josh's recent Starbucks fail (What the...?!)

"Jamy" - Jamie's recent Starbucks fail

"Pstas" & "Christia" - Peter & Christian's recent Starbucks fails

"Ahick" - Erik's recent Starbucks fail

"Jamsu"? "Jamson"? - James' recent Starbucks fail

"Adria" - Adrienne's recent Starbucks fail

"Toy" - Torrey's recent Starbucks fail

"Ebanie" - Eden's recent Starbucks fail

Eden comments, "That's not how you spell 'Ebony'... Or 'Eden', which I'm pretty sure is what I actually said."

"Lora" - Nora's recent Starbucks fail

"Jammi" - Jamie's recent Starbucks fail