"Alley" (cat???) - The name is Alli, for the record...

"Laurie" - my sister, Lauren's 2nd Starbucks fail!

"Stoph" - sigh...

"F*ck" - I'm sorry... what?! (a one time only Dunkin' Donuts fail)

This one was simply too good not to post. Although this is not a Starbucks fail, it is a pretty amazing Dunkin' Donuts fail. The individual's real name? It's Rich. And here is what he has to say about this fail:

"Dunkin's is not only serving donuts & coffee...they are predicting with great accuracy and also writing on the coffee cups what you're going to say when you realize they didn't give you what you ordered!"

"Rosette" - Actually, it's Lizette, but thanks for the FAIL, Starbucks!

"Stiph" - While I'm pretty sure they meant to write Steph, I'm also pretty sure that's an "i" where the "e" belongs

"Gali" - Uh, that's supposed to be Alli... FAIL

"Jermane" - Well, we're getting closer, but that's still not how you spell Jermaine

"Lola" - my friend, Laura's recent Starbucks fail

"Jayme" - another Starbucks fail for Jamie... I never realized the name Jamie is so difficult to spell.

"Joel" - my friend, Jon's recent Starbucks fail

"Jaime" - my friend, Jamie's recent Starbucks fail (close, but...)

"German" - my friend, Jermaine's recent Starbucks fail

"Root" - my friend, Ruth's recent Starbucks fail

"Laura" - my sister, Lauren's recent Starbucks fail

"Beth"... it's a pretty name, but it isn't mine!

"Step"

"Kim"... but my name is Steph...

"Stun?" "Stuh?" HUH?

"Stop"? "Step?" It's a mystery...

"Sef"

"Esteph"